Boys Through The Eyes of a 5 Year Old.

Disney always taught us that men were dreamy, wonderful, and prince charmings. What Disney always failed to tell us is that life is not a fairy tale. Luckily for me, I have 17 five year olds to give me the truth of boys, dating, and relationships. Things I have learned are:

1. Boys are supposed to buy girls things. These things can include rings, shoes, clothes, and jewelry. Most importantly, boys should buy girls ipod touches.
2. If you like a boy you should give him your milk at lunch. Clearly this makes sense because men need bigger muscles than women.
3. Boys do not need to hold doors for girls. "Miss Laskowski, she has hands! I am not a door holder."
4. If you are over 5 feet tall, you should have children. Not just one, either.
5. If you are a teacher (not an adult), you should be married. Adults do not need to be married because their parents are not married, but I am a teacher, so I should be married.
6. Justin Bieber songs will win a girl over.. no matter the age.